Obama to shell out $45.40 for case of 24 Molson... →
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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland.– Barney, How I Met Your Mother (via simtan) (via quote-book) (via happythings)
Canada's Women's Hockey Team Celebrate with Beer,... →
ipen: For the full story, click here. (The above link is mostly pictures.. which are amazing.) In a sport Canada invented, nothing less than gold would do. And when the women’s hockey team had it in hand, the joy and champagne overflowed. The players stormed back onto the ice half an hour after beating the United States 2-0 on Thursday and staged a raucous celebration — smoking cigars and...
Some people know how to ruin a day with their...
Very impressive design firm, check them out! I was about to post about every one of their showcased works but I figure you guys should go check all the awesome stuff out yourselves.
Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t...– Louise Erdrich (The Painted Drum: A Novel) (via indianpipes, bigmagnets) (via ipen)
Best FB Moments. →
And I won’t look back. And I won’t regret. Though it hurts like...– Letting Go, Dawson’s Creek
GET OFF TUMBLR AND DO YOUR WORK. I care.
After lying around for a few days feeling sorry for myself and feeling what a...– (via )
Life was too short to be with someone who wasn’t quite right, someone who made...– Anaïs Escobar, a bright wall in a dark room: The Heart is a Resilient Little Muscle (via quotewhore)
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.– Changeling
I'm so sick of people acting like they have life...
News Flash: You don’t. None of us do.
The Bra Code
coolaccent: Article 1: Chicks over dicks Article 2: You must never go to the bathroom alone Article 3: You are never in any case to date a friends ex or a guy who she was really into. Exception: If he’s one of those guys who every girl likes. Exception: If friend says it’s okay and truly means it you must wait a third of the total involvement time. Article 4: You are to never diss a friends...
She was bored. She loved, had capacity to love, to give and accept love. Only...– William Faulkner, The Town (via saintsandliars) (via coolaccent)
My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control...– Jack Kerouac (via bywolves) (via vild) (via thefloralsofa)
No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed...– Chuck Palahniuk (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via thewordsalloverme) (via eemmaa) (via vild) (via thefloralsofa)
I think we spend too much time wondering why we’re not good enough. We spend too...– (via runawaytrain) (via brokenmachine) (via thefloralsofa)
Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping...– President Obama via Reuters (via amazingamanda) (via sunnynsassy) (via fishy) (via quote-book) (via pabloneruda) (via boulevardiers) (via ma-salaama) (via somerset)
@ipen & kristybits.
I had to hide iams from my newsfeed because the activity was getting more annoying than usual. Wtf?
I don’t want to lose you but I don’t want to use you just to have someone by my...– Patty Smyth (via brokenmachine)
Okay so you’re out the gates and in the race and you get an education and a job...– I Wrote This For You (via 472239364)
I'm sorry for the brief hiatus in Tattoos of the...
What’s happened has happened What will be we’ll see– “Sunday by the Sea” by Langhorne Slim (via tylerknott)